Superman
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:iconbatmanplz::iconsaysplz:A fucking boyscout who can't just accept how bleak and full of bullshit the world really is.
:iconwonderwomanplz::iconsaysplz:A candy ass too afraid to just use all his power to get the job done and will just go into an emotional crisis when he so much as steps on a flower. A FLOWER.
:icongreenarrowplz::iconsaysplz:A complete pawn of the world governments willing to win their wars for them if they so much as say "pretty please with cherry on top".
:iconlexjoyplz::iconsaysplz:A golden calf with powers no man should have and the hubris to match, it makes me sick how much everyone just adores him without question.
:icontheflashplz::iconsaysplz:A loaf of white bread whose as boring as any given Naruto filler episode, he's also quite the stick in the mud.
:iconttravenplz::iconsaysplz:A guardian angel whose love and kindness is beyond measure.
:iconcyborgplz::iconsaysplz:A goddamn hero plain and simple! He cares about everyone and really wants to help everyone!
:iconcaptainmarvelplz::iconsaysplz:A person that I so wish I was and will strive to be. Shit he's a better role model than even Jesus!
:iconnotapizzaatallplz::iconsaysplz:A really strong guy yes....but I am pretty sure I can beat him in a fight.

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:iconryokohakubi::iconsaysplz: err, does this guy know he has his underwear on the outside?